Trav Was a Good Boy This Year

Posted on: January 13th, 2012

Happy New Year, Gogo subscribers! I don’t know about you but I made out like a bandito over the holidays. In order to ensure that I get exactly the presents I desire I buy them for myself. Then I wrap the gifts, put them under the tree, and drink egg nogg and hot buttered rum until I fall into a deep slumber. When I awake, imagine my surprise at the bounty Santa hath brought. My favorite purchase is a Brazilian Speak-and-Spell. I should be fluent in Portuguese before you can say “praia,” which translates to “beach,” which is where I’m going to fight off them winter blues.

Thau!